I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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