I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
