I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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