I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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