wanna go halves on a baby?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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