i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
no, he came in my armpit
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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