Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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