Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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