how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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