But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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