can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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