Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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