I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
This toilet bowl is my home.
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