Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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