i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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