Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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