bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
