I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
