Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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