Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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