we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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