it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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