Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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