i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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