I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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