your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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