google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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