I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
