The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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