i may or may not be watching the land before time
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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