thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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