Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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