You really coming over, don't trick.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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