It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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