Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Randomize
