Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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