That's intense
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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