Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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