I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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