I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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