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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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