Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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