Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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