absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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