I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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