she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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