I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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