You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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