She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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