Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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